“Newt, you fat sack of potato, put me down, put me down.”

On a 12-hour trip to Canadawith his family, Mitt Romney tied his dog an Irish setter named Seamus, to the roof of his car. Romney never stopped to let the dog pee, poop or stretch it legs, hence the reason why the poor thing defecated on the back windshield.

In this incident as shown in the photo:

Romney loves the Ford Mustang and Newt Gingrich has placed Romney on top of the Mustang for a 12-hour trip. Gingrich’s reason is not about the dog but about payback for Romney’s onslaught of negative ads in the State ofIowa.

Romney is screaming, “Newt, you fact sack of potato, put me down, put me down!”

Gingrich is screaming, “See how it feels sucker to he in a helpless position. You know I had no money to run ads to fight your lies and deception in Iowa, you punk, so, go ahead; make my day!”

The story about Romney’s dog is true as attested by Romney in an interview on Fox News. However, if you contemplate the present GOP hopefuls, past and present, it makes for an amazing satire.

Sheriff G Ali